The Will-Bent News

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[NEWSCASTER 1, spoken] Government has panic situation on their hands *Will-bender sound* Sylmar bake-off brings large turnout [NEWSCASTER 2, spoken] President issues warning to interplanetary interlopers *Will-bender sound* Record heat reported, Tarzana resident fries eggs on sidewalk [NEWSCASTER 3, spoken] State of emergency declared, troops called in *Will-bender sound* The Limbo takes Valley by storm; everyone's doing it