Don’t Mess with Latexas

Lyrics

I know that I should just confess But I don't admit to much these days I was a monster once But now I'm calm, now I'm tame But sooner than later I'll need more I'll try to behave myself 'til then I was a monster once But now I'm calm 'cause now I'm fed You seduce me with your bottle neck And vapid prose through drunken breath Though you're half my age and half undressed It's morally ambiguous Still your speech is young, your words are wrong You talk so much your voice is raw I'm sure you're sick of sucking up I'm such a sucker for a sycophant I know that I should just confess But I don't admit to much these days I was a monster once But now I'm calm and now I'm tame But sooner or later I'll need more I'll try to behave myself 'til then I was a monster once But now I'm calm 'cause I just fed Your state is so picturesque Your men are strong, your women blessed Though I was taught to never mess With the poison wells of Latexas Your state is so picturesque (I know that I should just confess) Your men are strong, your women blessed (But I don't admit to much these days) Though I was taught to never mess (I was a monster once but) With the poison wells of Latexas (Now I'm calm, now I'm tame) Your state is so picturesque (But sooner or later I'll need more) Your men are strong, your women blessed (I'll try to behave myself 'til then) Though I was taught to never mess (I was a monster once but) With the poison wells of Latexas (Now I'm calm 'cause I just fed) I know that I should just confess But I don't admit to much these days I was a monster once But now I'm calm and now I'm tame But sooner than later I'll need more I'll try to behave myself 'til then I was a monster once But now I'm calm 'cause I just fed