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[Verse 1] Everyone's trying to get it off fasterSupplement master, a fistful should workSoup and the smoothies to combat disasterCarbs don't burn fast enough for what it's worth Didn't think I changed too much 'til they said itA thread on Subreddit is what I'm reduced to Needles to needlessly say it's the rapture 'Cause even I bite my nails, wondering if I should [Chorus] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchersHey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?Hey, hey, hеy, hey, hey, hey, wеight watchersHey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? [Verse 2] How normal it is to contort and contractAll my muscles, remembering to still arch my back And I Gua Sha each day, but my face still has fat Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that But I've already got a surgeon who knows me Tonguing down anesthesia while he cut me And implanted five hundred CC of sexyI won't lie to you, that man really blessed me [Chorus] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchersHey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchersHey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? [Bridge] How normal it is to skip lunch and dessertAnd yet somehow, my stomach sticks out of my skirtSo I workout each day, but I don't think it worksSo I research to see if the surgery hurts Spent so many years being cute on the TVBefore I could blink, I became nearly thirty And I got bigger boobs so that I could transcend it Now all that I read is, "Hey, I think she's pregnant" [Chorus] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchersHey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me?Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchersHey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers (How normal it is to contort and contract) Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? (All my muscles, remembering to still arch my back) Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, weight watchers (And I Gua Sha each day, but my face still has fat) Hey, hey, hey, hey, are you watching me? (Someone told me their doctor could get rid of that)