Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

Lyrics

You say potayto, I say potahto You say patatah and I say patahta Potato You say either and I say eyether You say neither and I say nyther Either, eyether, neither, nyther Let's call the whole thing off You like potato and I like potatoe You like tomato and I like tomatoe Potato, potatoe, tomato, tomatoe Let's call the whole thing off But oh, If we call the whole thing off Then we must part And oh, If we ever part Then that would break my heart So, if you like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyjahmas For we know we need each other So we better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off Things have come to a pretty pass Our romance is growing flat For you like this and the other While I go for this and that Goodness knows what the end will be Oh, I don't know where I'm at It looks as if we two will never be one Something must be done You like potato's and I like potatoe's You like tomato and I like tomatoe Potato, potatoe, tomato, tomatoe Why don't we call the whole thing off You like banahnas, and I like banarnas You like pyjamas and I like pyjahmas Banahnas, banarnas, pyjamas, pyjahmas Why don't we call the whole thing off If you go for oysters and I go for ersters I'll order oysters and give up the ersters For we know we Need each other, so we Better call the calling-off off Let's call the whole thing off Let's call the whole thing off Let's call the whole thing off