Lyrics

If you've ever been embarrassed When you're in a smart café When they play that latin tempo Is your dancing quite passé? There's a studio on mains street Over Tony's clothing store Where a very small investment Pays you dividends galore Six lessons From Madame La Zonga And you'll be known from Maine to Cucamonga Six lessons And Madame'll slick up Your cha-cha and mambo Including the hiccup Her four latin daughters Will help you to start While finding the rhythm You might lose your heart Six lessons From Madame La Zonga And you'll discover What practice can do She'll give you the beat Give you two brand new feet It's bound to bring out The latin in you Rosita gives you lesson one Chiquita gives you lesson two Madame's there to supervise Every step and exercise The Madame shows you how to walk The Madame walks it with her chalk When the madame stars to squawk That's her latin double-talk [Instrumental Break] Six lessons From that gal La Zonga Will positively Do wonders for you Get hip, get real cool Start your own dancin' school It's bound to bring out The latin in you