Lyrics

Calumnies, mistresses & wives He was a monumental drinker Though he nearly drank himself to death He never betrayed himself The story has been told before Not quite correctly The punter coming through the door Is in his seventies He's walking with a stick Old army he likes spanking "Yes, he likes being spanked" A young man confides Oooh, let him go! Oooh, let him go! Oooh, let him go! Oooh, let him go! Oooh, let him go! Oooh, lеt him go!