Miss Universe

Lyrics

[Intro] Ah, ah, ah [Verse 1] I was just twenty-one and he was barely twenty-two I wanted him to want me and he said, "Baby, you know I do" We were picture-perfect, thought the distance would be worth it He said, "When you know, you know," and I believed him (And I believed him) [Chorus] Then I got a goodbye call 'Cause he found a beauty queen I'm in a dive bar drinkin' While she's in a magazine Yeah, it hurt like hell But hell, it could've been worse At least my whole world lеft me for Miss Universe [Verse 2] I can't liе, she's everythin', and I'da probably picked her too At least it wasn't a county pageant I lost that boy to But I want runner-up roses, want the sash for second place I want confetti fallin', cameras flashin' in my face [Chorus] But I got a goodbye call 'Cause he found a beauty queen I'm in a dive bar drinkin' While she's in a magazine Yeah, it hurt like hell But hell, it could've been worse At least my whole world left me for Miss Universe [Bridge] He better count his lucky stars it went down like it did 'Cause I'da left him first if I'da met Brad Pitt But that ain't the way it went [Chorus] No, I got a goodbye call 'Cause he found a beauty queen I'm in a dive bar drinkin' While she's in a magazine Yeah, it hurt like hell But hell, it could've been worse At least my whole world left me for Miss Universe My whole world left me for Miss Universe [Outro] Ah, ah, ah