Hair Salon

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I called up Bernadette, she had a 10 a.m. Thank God she had the time to squeeze me in My blonde was getting brassy, my roots were coming in I let her do the talkin', let her spill the tea I pay for the color but the drama's free It's usually nothin' special, nothin' concerning me [Chorus] Well, Casey's having a baby The high school football team won state And my best friend's mama's husband is sleeping around Everybody's up to something I heard your name from three chairs down They said you bought a ring and you found the one Now I'm heartbroke, heartbroken in a hair salon [Verse 2] I'm lookin' out the window hoping they don't see The tear in my eye, I can hardly breathe In the last place I thought you'd ever get to me Pretend I'm listenin' as she goes on and on Don't care who's selling weed to the preacher's son I'm stuck on how you moved on Guess it's a damn good day to go blonde [Chorus] 'Cause Casey's having a baby The high school football team won state And my best friend's mama's husband is sleeping around Everybody's up to something I heard your name from three chairs down They said you bought a ring and you found the one Now I'm heartbroke, heartbroken in a hair salon [Bridge] Maybe I'm just crazy for thinking you'd come back around I guess first loves don't always work out [Chorus] But at least Casey's having a baby The high school football team won state And it's always happy hour at the bar downtown I might just drink 'til I feel nothin' I heard your name from three chairs down They said you bought a ring and you found the one Never thought I'd be, heartbroken in a hair salon Heartbroken in a hair salon [Outro] Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh