Cowgirl’s Revenge

Lyrics

[DORALEE, spoken] Yee haw! Hart, get your buns in here and make it snappy (sung) Well, I'm a Texas cowgirl Where's my hat and rope? Just like Annie Oakley In a wild west rodeo This cowgirl's gonna take revenge I aim to make you pay [ENSEMBLE] No pay! [DORALEE] For every ugly deed and every Vulgar move you've made (spoken) I gotta little somethin' for you [HART, spoken] Well thank you, that's very thoughtful [DORALEE, spoken] Well, go ahead, try it on. Let me see it on ya. Turn around [HART, spoken] Mrs. Rhodes, I really... [DORALEE, spoken] Oh come on now. I want to admire the whole package, if you get my drift. Whew, you got some nice buns on you, Frank! [HART, spoken] Please don't talk to me like that [DORALEE, spoken] I say when you got it, flaunt it! [HART, spoken] Mrs. Rhodes, I'm not that kind of boy! [DOARALEE, spoken] Get on back here and let me feel those pecs [HART, spoken] Mrs. Rhodes, we're running way behind here, can we please just get back to business? [DORALEE, sung] Yippy-yi-ki-oh, with my lasso? I'm gonna rope you down [ANNOUNCER (DWAYNE), spoken] Ladies and gentlemen, she's got him down, he's down, he's on the ground [DORALEE, ENSEMBLE] Yippy-yi-ki-eye, gonna tie you tight Yippy-yi-ki-eye! And wrap it 'round and 'round 'Round and 'round [ANNOUNCER (DWAYNE), spoken] She's tied him down, he can't get up, she's really got him bound [HART, spoken] Wait, is it because I'm a sexist, egotistical, lying, hypocritical bigot? [DORALEE, spoken] Darn tootin'! Time for you to fry! [DORALEE, ENSEMBLE] Yo-del-ee-del-oh Hoo Yo-de-ee-del-oh-del-ee-del Ooh It's every cowgirl everywhere It's every cowgirl That I'm here to avenge So simmer on that for a while It's called cowgirl's revenge It's called cowgirls revenge Yee-haw! Fry!