The Sunset Flip

Lyrics

Ran Ayo I've seen what you do, I respect it and all I been watching Wrestling since before I could even crawl So I think the next logical step to progress is to hop inside the ring Give my knowledge a test, yes... Luckily I've got a friend named Creed He's agreed to show me everything Im gonna need So excuse me I'ma do a couple stretches And then we can get started with these lessons (CREED) Wait, Ran, what are you doing? Is this why I'm here? And why are you in a singlet (this is my wrestling gear) I thought I was coming over to play monster hunter (Yeah I tried to tell you plans changed, think I Lost your number) (Yo remember that time We did the battle in the ring) yeah (And everybody loved it and said we did our thing?) Yeah, but that was like 2 years ago (yeah I know, but I think I wanna give this a go) Bro no There so many things you need to aware of The fans, co-workers, yourself to take care of! The respect, ability to connect And Not mention you could break your freaking neck ( Like Kurt angle did?) yeah, exactly take a back seat That guy, he's an Olympic athlete So imagine what would happen to you (What's the worst thing, really?) Well, you could tear your Achilles… CHORUS I wanna slam fools on the mat Wanna suplex cats give em Belly to Backs Rock Bottom, Tombstone and a sunset flip So I need you to teach me that I wanna slam fools on the mat Hear the crowd go wild when I win the strap Moonsault, Sharpshooter and a F5 too So I need you to teach me that (CREED) Like, just because you're a fan You think you can hop in the ring, like straight out the stands? (Yeah) Like, what if I just decided to rap? (Like you're doing right now), well that's besides the fact I'm only doing this to prove my point And for the record I sound pretty good on this joint But First of all, no shade, but you're of a certain age And the body reacts different to pain When's the last time you fell? (well, a week ago When I got clumsy in a Home Depot, so?) Imagine doing that 30 times a day And some ailments you get just don't go away And say- your wife gets mad cause you're always on the road RAN I'm already on the road, I do shows, you do shows! I was told that entertainment is all the same It's a, different court but we playing same game CHORUS I wanna slam fools on the mat Wanna suplex, cats give em Belly to Backs Rock Bottom, Tombstone and a sunset flip So I need you to teach me that I wanna slam fools on the mat Hear the crowd go wild when I win the strap Moonsault, Sharpshooter and a F5 too So I need you to teach me that (MEGA RAN) I wanna learn how to run the ropes, do flat back Bumps Throw lines, and perfect a sick working punch Who told you these terms? I got em from the Internet And if you don't mind, I wasn't quite finish yet Dropkick, drop toe hold, and scoop slam A little Sweet chin music, tuning up the band Big Boots, Head locks and Samoan drops Chokeslam full Nelsons Indian death locks Fujiwara arm bars, coquina clutches Make me the baddest I wanna be the toughest!! Stretch me out, I wanna see what I can take, and make it look real Even though we know it's F—- DONT YOU ever fix you lips to SAY THAT WORD Ok but you gotta show me how to make it not hurt Man I can't do this, I just came to play a game And my friend has gone completely insane So I'm gonna just leave… You're just gonna leave? I wouldn't ever desert you in your time of need But one more thing.. I got you a gift Golden girls dvd season 3! Yeah you like that YeahI just might If you want it, you gotta teach me to fight Ok one lesson and then we gotta stop! Okay what's the first thing Taking a chair shot *crack* Haha