Language Arts (1st Day Of School)

Lyrics

I'm up early in the morning, breath stinkin' as I'm yawning Just another sunny day in PA Got my mind focused on a lesson i'm gonna bring to the brethren Cause the kids be forgetting these days I think I'll start small, with a little writing, then move to typing Try to make it exciting, I then Hop out the bed with a smile on Stretch, put my eyes on, turn the laptop power on Got an email saying I got 3 sales All in Japan, I'll spare you the details Hit the shower singing new raps I penned Put on my shirt, tie and slacks I been Saving for a special occasion, the first day Grab a banana, starving in thе worst way Driving to school, bumping sports talk They're mad at Cole causе he gave up four walks Stop at the Sev for a coffee and a donut See a young boy talking loud to the grownups They all discussing these fads and such Complaining how these kids can't pull their pants up He obliges when he asks him But he leaves the store and they're right back sagging In 20 minutes that bell's gonna ring First day of school time to do - my - thing It's nice to meet ya, I'm gonna be your teacher this year Everybody in the room put a hand up Wave it around like you know the answer It's nice to meet ya, we're gonna have some fun this year Everybody play your part, allow me to welcome y'all To language arts (2x) First off I'm Mr. J, I been teaching five years And in my spare time I hold a nice career I make music, but not just any kind I'm a poet who combines, rhythm and rhyme And in most circles that'll make me a rapper I don't call myself that, It's not what I'm after So don't ask for my super dope ride Cause I'm pushing the black Kia right outside I don't like jewelry so ain't no bling If you wanna hear a sample- ain't no thing Show me a spelling word, I'll put it into a rhyme But you gotta work for that, this ain't the time And I don't wanna hear how your dog ate your homework Couldn't find your shirt, PC won't work I look you in the eye and make you a promise I'm always fair, and always honest... It's nice to meet ya, I'm gonna be your teacher this year Everybody in the room put a hand up Wave it around like you know the answer It's nice to meet ya, we're gonna have some fun this year Everybody play your part, allow me to welcome y'all To language arts (2x)