Lyrics

[Intro] When I was just a little swabby, I liked two things Getting dirty and playing pirate Pirates live lives of adventure on the high seas Get as dirty as the want, and they don't take baths [Verse 1] I said I was a pirate, 'cause pirates don't take baths But my mom said, "Honey, that's not a righteous path" She said, "My dear, you stink," and then she plopped me in the sink She went rub, scrub Rub, scrub, scrub-a-dub-dub-dub Head to toe in between And now I'm squeaky clean [Verse 2] Still thought I was a pirate and still could not keep clean So my dad said, "Son, you're kind of ripe, know what I mean?" He said, "Takе off those clothes," and then hе sprayed me with the hose He went squirt, squart Squirt, squart, ooh, that's cold The water made me scream But now I'm squeaky clean [Verse 3] I got a little older, still had that pirate smell And my teacher, Mrs. Crocco, did not like that real well So when I got to school, she went and threw me in the pool I went splash, splosh Splish, splash, cannonball It seemed a little mean But now I'm squeaky clean [Bridge] I go scrub-a-dub-a, dub-a-dub-a, dub-a-dub-a, dub-dub Scrub-a-dub-a, dub-a-dub-a, dub-a-dub-a, dub-dub Scrub-a-dub-a, dub-a-dub-a, dub-a-dub-a, dub-dub Now I'm squeaky clean I was a dirty human being But now I'm squeaky clean [Instrumental Break] [Refrain] I was a dirty human being But now I'm squeaky clean [Verse 4] Now I'm a real pirate and I sail the seven seas No one tells me when I'm dirty and I can wash up when I please And when I get the notion, I just jump into the ocean Arr, hoist the loofah, matey Swab off me timbers My crew knows what I mean And I get squeaky clean [Interlude] That's the end of my story I'm living my dream on the high seas, and you can do the same Just be true to your inner pirate And it's okay to clean up a little now and then But remember, pirates don't take baths [Outro] Rub, rub, scrub, scrub Scrub, scrub, rub, rub, scrub-a-dub-dub I was a dirty human being But now I'm squeaky clean