Lyrics

I got off the couch and I looked outside It was a pretty shitty vision and I almost cried All the shit heads and posers You know nothing's changed at all I wanna write a song but I'm missing a string I wanna write a book but I don't know anything at all We got in the van and we went way out Figured shit couldn't get any worse anyhow But it turned out to be more baloney I lost my poor meatball, I lost my best friend I lost my mind a thousand times over again Could it really happen to me? You got a crummy crummy life now And it's a crummy crummy world And everything will go wrong But if we party on, we're gonna have a ball The clowns on my couch are bringing me down Can't kill myself with everyone hangin' around I guess that's ok, I'd miss you too much anyway You know I don't wanna miss it if it ever gets rad Sometimes I like 2 sit + drink Just 2 think + be sad What can I say? There's a butthole in my brain Yeah, a butthole in my brain There's something wrong with everything My head's a ball and chain I walked by the house where we used to live You know I thought a million things + took a piss on it What can I say? YEAH!!! Crummy crummy life now And it's a crummy crummy world Everything will go wrong And then we'll party on