Three Blind Mice

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Dopey Sleazy, Ollie Sleepy Blind mice with cut-off tails Reagan, Hitler, Bushafella The "train that could derail" All the kings' horses and men Have omelettes laced in shell On leopard-skinned ivory walls The Humpty Planet fell [Chorus] As the witch measures Hansel's finger bone Ungodly rays of cancer The unholy ozone It's a balding planet Like the old man's head Our blind mice shrug, drink a mug Two weeks in Club Med [Verse 2] Spinning wheels spin reason Into a plutonium brick Our children's children's children Eating fish and getting sick And when cold and waste and clouds Are all left to atone The bright blue balance living sphere We used to call our home [Chorus] When all the valleys Are strip-mined to stone Dwarves say "Heigh ho" ET cries "Phone home" Mother Earth loses her patience And loudly and plainly cries "Leave me alone" [Verse 3] Three blind mice keep spending The planet hungry stays The piper pipes, the bell tolls Where's Wimpy? It's Tuesday While buffalo and condors Are missing Noah's boat Another man-made razor blade At all God's creatures' throats [Chorus] Meanwhile in Washington Something running late Maleficent laughs 'til she roars Cruella thinks it's great The Wizard of Oz is mourning The bank foreclosed his farm Lonely as the bloody boy Who sounds the wolf alarm [Verse 4] When nature warns us gently The point is often missed But when she shakes and floods and burns You know that Mama's pissed Pandora bought a steering truck Bush just shakes his fist She'll make us reap what we sow The poison apple kissed [Chorus] Three bears and bad wolves Deserve an excuse Choose Dickens or Grimm Or old Dr. Seuss Washington Sneeches Or Madison Grinches Are reaching us into the noose [Guitar Solo] [Verse 5] So where was Georgie Porgie With his crony Mr. Heep? Prince Charming is grown fat and bald Van Winkle's still asleep King Midas's iron lung Turned golden by his touch They let him out on Thursday Hobbling with his golden crutch [Chorus] While the evil still living Once upon a time Reads Mother Goose With a vodka and lime Merciless, worthless Nursery rhyme [Outro] The last to leave the Death Star It's Santa's final flight Happily ever after And to all a good night Sadly ever after And to all a good night Darkly ever after And to all a good night Deadly ever after A thousand points of light Deadly ever after And no eternal light Deadly ever after And just eternal night Deadly ever after And to all a good night