Thanks For Giving Me What I Didn’t Want

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Every November we're told to remember How Indians and Pilgrims ate turkeys and pumpkins And thanked God for giving their new way of living So every year that's what we do [Verse 2] In October we're told how brave and how bold Christopher Columbus discovered and gave us A new world to live in and thanks should be given So every year that's what we do [Chorus] Thanks for giving me what I didn't want Thanks for giving me what I didn't want Thanks for giving me what I didn't want Thanks for giving me what I didn't want [Verse 3] On November eleven we thank all the veterans For brave men who tried to win wars and died Without them our country would now be run by the Commies So every year that's what we do [Chorus] Thanks for giving me what I didn't want Thanks for giving me what I didn't want Thanks for giving me what I didn't want Thanks for giving me what I didn't want [Bridge] In giving all this gratitude I hope you will not think me rude But I didn't really ask for this Christopher Columbus isn't missed Indians still try to resist And I'm actually more of a pacifist So war is quite low on my list And I reach out with a raised fist And I insist on getting pissed I really don't want any more of this [Chorus] Thanks for giving me what I didn't want Thanks for giving me what I didn't want Thanks for giving me what I didn't want Thanks for giving me what I didn't want