Soup Kitchen Celebrity

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well, unknown people and auspicious folks There's no big eagles here 'cause we're all fucking broke So brother, don't cut in line in front of me 'Cause I'm a soup kitchen celebrity [Verse 2] It's where the great, the greater and the greatest meet 'Cause you don't feel too great when you've got nothing to eat And it's good enough for you if it's good enough for me To be a soup kitchen celebrity [Bridge] Yеah, I'm a soup kitchen celebrity I'm at Martin dе Porres from twelve 'til three And when I wake up late and my stomach starts to holler I grab a number seven Haight bus to Cole and Waller [Verse 3] And when my calorie intake is getting kinda low, I'm not slow I go right on down to Divisadero to hear Coltrane blow So big fella, don't cut in line in front of me 'Cause I'm a soup kitchen celebrity [Verse 4] Well, there's Bob Noxious with Tim City D And it's Gary Floyd standing right next to me And my favorite dishwasher get in when he please Mister Darren Peligro from the Dead Kennedys [Verse 5] So I don't wanna hear when you're in my hometown That you're hungry and poor, 'cause we're all chowing down It's good enough for you if it's good enough for me To be a soup kitchen celebrity [Guitar Solo] [Verse 6] You've an open invitation to swallow your pride 'Cause if it had not been for soup kitchens, we all might have died It's good enough for you if it's good enough for me To be a soup kitchen celebrity [Bridge] Yeah, I'm a soup kitchen celebrity I'm at Martin de Porres from twelve 'til three And when I wake up late and my stomach starts to holler I grab that seven Haight to Cole and Waller [Verse 7] And when I believe my calorie intake is low I go down to Divisadero to hear Coltrane blow So don't you cut in line in front of me 'Cause I'm a lip-smacking, ever-loving, home-cooking Where's the seconds line soup kitchen celebrity