Lyrics

[Intro] Welcome aboard, non-believers, sinners, heathens Step right this way: Captain Dante at your service Please hold on, rapids ahead Oh [Verse 1] The devil will drag you under By the fancy tie around your wicked throat The devil will drag you under With a soul so heavy you'll never float [Verse 2] First the dozen Then there were thousands Now there's millions Of arrogant Christians [Pre-Chorus] But those whose faith is lost then They'll go straight to hell And those who double cross Him All go straight to hell [Chorus] You'll go straight to hell, Mr. Gandhi You'll go straight to hell, not Hitler You'll go straight to hell, sorry Buddha You'll go straight to hell, sorry Mohammed You'll go straight to hell, but not Reagan [Verse 3] Now they're wealthy And in control By your balls By your soul