John Wayne Was a Nazi (More Dead Cops Version)

Lyrics

[Intro: Dave Dictor, John Wayne, and Robert Duvall] Hey, Big Duke Wayne We heard y'all was looking for us MDC boys Now just what you fixin' to do? I mean to kill you in one minute Or see you hanged in Fort Smith at Judge Parker's convenience Which'll it be? I call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man! [Verse 1] John Wayne was a Nazi He liked to play SS He had a picture of Adolf, the boy Tucked in his cowboy vest [Verse 2] Well, he would string up your mama Well, he would string up your pa Sure he would march you up to the wall Sure he would hang you by your last ball [Chorus] He was a Nazi He's not anymore He was a Nazi Life's evened the score He was a Nazi He's not anymore He was a Nazi [Verse 3] John Wayne slaughtered our Indian brothers He burned their villages and raped their mothers Now he has given them a white man lord Live by this, or die by my sword [Chorus] He was a Nazi Not anymore He was a Nazi Life's evened the score He was a Nazi He's not anymore He was a Nazi [Verse 4] John Wayne killed a lot of gooks in the war We don't give a hump about John Wayne anymore We know his tale of blood and gore Just another pawn for the capitalist whore [Chorus] He was a Nazi Not anymore He was a Nazi Life's evened the score He was Nazi He's not anymore He was a Nazi [Verse 5] John Wayne wore an army uniform Didn't like reds and fags that didn't conform Well, John, we ain't got no regrets As long as you died a long and painful death [Chorus] You were a Nazi You're not anymore You were a Nazi Life's evened the score You were a Nazi You're not anymore You were a Nazi [Outro] But now You're dead, dead, dead, dead (Yeah)