Because I Got High

Lyrics

[Intro] Hmm It's like, I don't care about nothin' man Roll another blunt, yeah (Ohh ohh ohh) Aw, cool La da da da-da-da La, da daaa La da da da (Lemme sing this song) La da da da (Yeah) La da da daaa [Verse 1] I was gonna clean my room until I got high (Ooh ooh ooh) I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high My room is still messed up, and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] (Yeah hey) 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La-da-da da da da-da-da da) [Verse 2] I was gonna go to class before I got high (C'mon y'all, check it out) I could'a cheated, and I could'a passed, but I got high, uh, uh Now I'm taking it next semester and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (Go to the next one, go to the next one; Backaaa) [Verse 3] I was gonna go to work but then I got high (Ooh ooh ooh) I just got a new promotion, but I got high Now I'm selling dope and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La-da-da da da da da) [Verse 4] I was gonna go to court before I got high (Ooh ooh ooh) I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high (No you wasn't, yeah) They took my whole paycheck and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La-da-da da da da da) [Verse 5] I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high I'm serious (Ooh ooh ooh) I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high Now I am a paraplegic and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La-da-da da da da da) [Verse 6] I was gonna pay my car note until I got high I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high Now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] Because I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La da da da da da da da da) [Verse 7] I was gonna make love to you (Oh) but then I got high I'm serious (Ooh ooh ooh) I was gonna eat yo' pussy too (Ooh) but then I got high (He trippin', he trippin') Now I'm jacking off (AAH) and I know why (Turn that shit off) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high (Keep going) Because I got high (Do that over, do that over, next one) Because I got high (Go, go, go, go) (La-da-da da da da da) [Verse 8] I messed up my entire life because I got high (Go, go, go, go) I lost my kids and wife because I got high (Say what? Say what? Say what? Say what?) Now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why (Why man?) [Chorus] 'Cause I got high Because I got high Because I got high (La-da-da da da da da) [Verse 9] I'm-a stop singing this song because I'm high (Backaaa) (Raise the ceiling, baby) I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high (Bring it back, bring it back) And if I don't sell one copy, I'll know why (Why man?) [Chorus] Yeah, hey 'Cause I'm high 'cause I'm high 'Cause I'm high (Are you really that high?) La da da da da da, La da da da, (He really is high, man) [Bridge] Shoop de shooby doo-wop Get jiggy wit it, skibbidy bee bop diddy do wahhh 'Cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high, 'cause I'm high (Hey where the cluck at cuz) [Verse 10] Well my name is Afroman, and I'm from East Palmdale (East Palmdale) And all the tumbleweed I be smokin' is bomb as hell (Excellent delivery) I don't believe in Hitler, that's what I said (Oh my goodness) Yes, so all of you skins (Skins) please give me more head (mwahahaha) [Outro] (Backaaa) Afro- mutha fuckin m-a-n (M-a-nnnnnn) A, e, i, o, u (A, e, i, o, u), and sometimes W (Hahahahaha) We ain't gonna sell none of these muthafuckin' albums cuz Let's go back to Marshall Durbin and hang some mo chickens, cuz Fuck it Fuck the corporate world, biatch