Don’t Take Me Seriously

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I woke up one morning about half past noon I had to catch a plane, and I'm talkin' about soon Collie called me up and said "Are you ready to go?" With sleep in my eyes, I said "I guess so" So I took a plane that was at least 40 high And I asked DJ Man why we had to fly 'Cause I'm​ no friend to the friendly sky 'Cause every time i'm up there, I think I'm gonna die So all the way up, cocktails get served So I have to buy 2 just to calm my nerves You know why? 'Cause i'm scared Check it out [Verse 2] I said news is a program, that you should all watch You get to the president, or Mayor Koch News is made, for you and me You get, to learn, about our ci-ty Back then, one day, you might run outside Think it's nice enough for a nice joyride You get outside, you start to sneeze But when you look, down, the snow is to your knees You didn't even know it was ten degrees You ran upstairs, you put on your Lees Football, is a good cold sport But you should've been watchin' the weather report You know why? 'Cause it's cold [Verse 3] And one day, I came in early 'Cause it was boring Walked in the room and my father was snoring Came in my room, and lit up a joint And then my mother came in, got straight to the point She said "I don't mind reefer, I don't mind beer" "But one damn thing: you don't do it in here!" So I went outside, I went to the store The brew went out, and I wanted some more Well all they had, was Colt 45 I didn't really care 'cause they all get you high I walked down the block, I saw my friends So I knew I was gonna get high again I packed my bag of Cheeba, I packed my brew I didn't really care, 'cause he had Cheeba too So we lit up a joint, and we ran a train And a motha fuckin' reefer circulated through my brain Jennifer walked up, looked me in my face She said "Damn Shy D, you sure looked spaced" You know why? 'Cause i'm buggin'