Unauthorized Autobiography of Weird Al

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Acknowledgements: All the gents who make Life worth living in this indigent Hollow accomplishment Dedicated to the decimated Childhoods made renovated Oct. 23, 1959 Born the best selling recording humorist of all times To first generation Americans who'd already got the hang of it Alfred Matthew Yankovic Lynwood High School valedictorian Recorded in the bathroom and played accordion Under humor rubric Dr Demento debuted it aka Barry Hansen who knew a thingertwo bout music He liked to write poems to Spike Jones He pressed up his own records and then biked home Trained in architecture Hired same directors replicated sets fer Videos-- often his were better On the daily Hawaiian shirts and vans On stage, fat suits and monster band hurt the fans Killed em, world tours filled with children A symbol of freedom like Zildjian and Sabians Which his drummer uses Loses his glasses with LASer In Situ Keratomileusis He cancelled interviews but still rolled through When his folks died from no O2 and a closed flu I bought his tapes the days they came out He stays humble with fame and never claims clout Satire can fall flat like a flat tire But false seriousness can also backfire It's an act of balance that many talents lacks Check his originals, like half his album tracks With no curses. This verse has come to an end Back in the day I was a "close personal friend" Appendix: Discography: Weird Al Yankovic, Weird Al in 3D Dare to be Stupid, Polka Party Even Worse, UHF, Off the Deep End Bad Hair Day, Running With Scissors And Poodle Hat He lives with his wife and daughter Where his cockatiel and poodle's at We're through with that Next audiobiography: Buckminster Fuller (Weird Al) Weird Owl here Howl at the moon Moth owl pellets shown soon