The Night My Girlfriend Left Me

Lyrics

Catch you on the flipside I'm slip slidin' away The relationship died Of natural causes The stature of pauses rose from nose bleed and can't be patched up with gauzes I was good to you for the most part You joined the coast guard Send me a postcard You broke it off like a Toblerone With an overgrown child with no home but a mobile phone Opposites attract, composites detract When two become one, someone got subtract... shh! (sobbing) Don't go, don't go If you need alone time oh No, no I know you still love me (more sobbing)