Live From Death Row

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Busdriver] Yeah, I killed him But couldn't debate the charges that I should be held against [...] self-dense Tried to insult my gene pool over a pinball machine pool Like we were in pre-school So I slashed his throat with a 12-inch And cooked his blood entrails in a sauce pan I thought it was socially acceptable to kill people who you disagree with offhand So why I should be jailed after? I at least kill a person a week [... ] to star in the black version of Grease My lawyer says it's due my troubled past I'm a byproduct of interbreeding Whosе parents soothe my [...] crucifix splinters whеn teething I may be dumb but I'm not crazy [...] liver bleeding Nothing says love like genital warts and [...] remakes [...] My last meal chopped liver and a chocolate chip cookie At least I won't die on an empty stomach [Verse 2: MC Paul Barman] Death row C.O. said, "Let's go" My soul'll get dough in escrow Last supper? I'll have what Christ had Write kites to my seeds of advice like a nice dad Whites worth twice the lice on a rice pad Funny what guarantees people's protection Would I prefer gas chamber or lethal injection? Go kiss the nuts right beneath his erection Spare me Ya buggin like Mary Mary S'is state execution or hari-kari coo-coo seppuku? Should I dance maybe down the hall in a tutu? File say I got the IQ of stew Shrug off a handler like shoulders got antlers Outfoxed, more oxes than cattle ranchers Boogedeh boogedeh This beat is meshugenah Don't know? Look it up Like a court-ordered attorney Strapped in a gurney Squirming but shackles hold me back firmly Cuffed in the stall Got nothin nice to say, say nothin at all Sodium Pentathol's a sedative I may look asleep yet the dead'll still live IV flushed with saline then paralyzing agent Ensures breathing and muscle failing IV flushed again then Potassium Chloride Welcome to hell. I'll be your tour guide Last thought as my lungs fill with blood: Life begins at the moment you're loved