An Introduction

Lyrics

Hey, Paul, who's this fuckin' guy That looks like Goldilocks over here? Tell him to get on his knees and blow me, you know what I'm fuckin' sayin'? Goddamn, Paul Paul Barman Are there any more questions? Of course I guess I should extrapolate on that God, it was so damn fun I know you guys think I was just a nervous wreck the whole time But after we got into it a little bit it was just super damn fun (The ladies adore me, usually) And I even wear deodorant now, just in case, like ('Cause I rain on them) Just in case I'm in the booth for a while Yeah My sex life is pathetic There's nothing to tell that's why I fantasize in 4 out of 5 fuckin' songs There's always a joker in the pack There's always a lonely clown The- Alright, this Paul Barman ex-am I saying it right? Paul Barkman? Barman? Ok Paul Barman. Paul Barman At least I know how to say his name Everybody else needs to be fucking up his name lately They call him like Paul Barkman Fucking Charles? I dunno where they get these fucking names from His name is Paul Barman, how hard is that?