The Friendalorians

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VERSE 1: SCHÄFFER: I was orphaned by droid forces, formed in the Clone Wars Adopted by warriors and trained behind closed doors Of fortified coverts where the armor is forged Where sad songs are sung of the Siege of Mandalore LARS: Baby Yoda Baby Yoda I be trending what I mean Is it's hard to not see me in every 2020 meme I'm 50 years old I must drink a lot of water IG-11 tried to take me out but he got slaughtered SCHÄFFER: SO I learned how to hunt and found a touch for the biz Out looking for bounties, don't matter much what it is Cuz I got nothing to prove, even less to lose Save for a mask made of steel which I never remove LARS: And I can use the force of course when battling a Mudhorn The Sorgan kids love me, but I'm paranoid like Osbourne Will the Mando leave me here, with these girls and boys? What does this ball do Mando, MARK: this ship is not a toy! CHORUS: A powerful orphan, a soldier of fortune Running from the law and an assortment of horsemen On an adventure, whistling birds of a feather Two Friendalorians, we're in this together I'm just doing a job, while I'm unscrewing knobs Connected by fate, tracked by dozens of fobs We keep riding till the end of our story, and We were destined to be the very best of Friendalorians SCHÄFFER: See I tried to keep it quiet, I tried to avoid violence When the target for a mysterious ex-Imperial client Turned out to be a child, as alone as I once was Kept the cash and the kid and now we're out on the run LARS: Remember on Nevarro, how Kuiil sacrificed his life Iced by the Stormtroopers, concise and precise Mando never trusted droids - he should see a shrink 'Cause IG saved my life, and I missed you just like blink (182) SCHÄFFER: Desperados of the Outer Rim with a price on our heads We'll keep hiding, and they'll keep setting sights till we're dead I will honor the creed, the oath I swore to this day To protect him as though he were mine, this is the way LARS: And it fits so neatly, everything is peachy Look!! I just realized I can do neck squeezies SCHÄFFER: STOP! She's a friend!! You'll kill her! A Jedi and a Bounty Hunter, sounds a bit familiar CHORUS: A powerful orphan, a soldier of fortune Running from the law and an assortment of horsemen On an adventure, whistling birds of a feather Two Friendalorians, we're in this together I'm just doing a job, while I'm unscrewing knobs Connected by fate, tracked by dozens of fobs We keep riding till the end of our story, and We were destined to be the very best of Friendalorians