Operation: Joyful Smiles

Lyrics

[Verse 1, MC Lars, DJ] One, two, on the mic MC Lars is back With the reckless tracks Still dressed in black And I got more hooks than a bait shop, homie Justin Bieber called me, gave him one, now he owes me Up in the club I've been moving tubs of merch Appropriating rap like my name was Fred Durst More science, less fear in the media, please! Keeping fires stoked at 451 degrees Bill Cosby did it, Trump is terrifying Climate change is real and the planet might be dying! Pro football players, stop beating your wives Domestic abuse is not very nice Hey Lars, tell me something I don't get this, kid! What's with all the random, sad Depressing references? You raise a good point Like a trip to Point Reyes So I'm changing up the game Like the Oakland A's [Chorus] O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles! Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles! Operation Joyful Smiles Operation Joyful Smiles O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles! Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles! Operation Joyful Smiles Operation Joyful Smiles [Verse 2] Yo, it's the Green Machine Going to rock the town Without being seen Have you ever seen a turtle get down? (No, I have not) Retro, obscuro, Tom Green's pigeon Ghettofunk, Hardstyle, I'm seein' visions Game Gear, NES, SEGA, Atari Deep sea research—Shout out to MBARI! Anti-swag superstar The Whitman of rap Crowd source-erer 'Cause I got it like that Lana Del Ray You scare me a little I saw you sing that song Last week on Jimmy Kimmel Kanye West is mad at Wiz Now Kanye West isn't mad at Wiz So I'm kind of confuses, is he mad at Wiz? KANYE: (You ain't got the answers, Sway!) [Chorus] O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles! Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles! Operation Joyful Smiles Operation Joyful Smiles O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles! Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles! Operation Joyful Smiles Operation Joyful Smiles [Verse 3] Atilla is sexist, and not very good Rick Ross is dope, but not very hood The Great Gatsby had some prescient themes About Instagram culture in 2016 Here are things I like: Friendship, smiles Recording "Judas Priest" with the dude from Bile They call me Johnny Owen, 'cause I'm cool as ice They call me Johnny Owen, wait, I said that twice Like Donner Mountain Pass You know it's going down I'm always bringing sunshine Whenever I'm in town With a sack of joyful smiles From the Monterey Bay And for the next four bars Imma sample John Cage: [Silence] LARS: (Wait, wait, do we need to pay him royalties for this?) KANYE: (I'm standing up and I'm telling you, I am Warhol.) [Chorus] O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles! Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles! Operation Joyful Smiles Operation Joyful Smiles O.J.S: Operation Joyful Smiles! Oh, hey yes! Operation Joyful Smiles! Operation Joyful Smiles Operation Joyful Smiles [Outro] This is the good morals song We wrote 'cause we know That good morals be the bomb! That's why you should never hide The dentures from your Grandma or your grandpa in the rest home! Breathe in and it goes!