The Tribulations of Muffy and Percival

MC Frontalot & Sara Benincasa - Pop
The Tribulations of Muffy and Percival
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Duration: 1:36
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Muffy: Sara Benincasa » Percival: MCF » Narrator: Bob Moseley » Keyboards: Gm7 [Bob Moseley] Muffy and Percival build a home [Sara Benincasa] The contractor called again. He said the reclaimed redwood is going to be more expensive [MC Frontalot] Well, that's ridiculous. Why won't he email me a quote? [Sara] He says to call him with a fax number [Front] Did you tell him we got rid of the fax line last month? [Sara] It was a voice mail [Front] I thought it was like a boutiquey thing that he didn't have a website [Sara] God! Sometimes I just want to kill myself [Bob] Muffy and Percival prepare a meal [Sara] Put the kevlar glove on! You're going to cripple yourself [Front] I broke the shell again [Sara] Just go slowly [Front] I don't see why your juicer can handle 32 kinds of vegetables but there's no machine for shucking [Sara] You've never understood food [Bob] Muffy and Percival throw a party [Front] Evite is down [Sara] What?! [Front] It's down, it won't load [Sara] What? What? What? What? [Front] It's OK. It's going to be OK [Sara] [unintelligble] Muffy. Muffy. I understand it's not OK now, but it will soon [Sara] I can't see. I can't... what are we going to do? [Front] I suppose we could DM everybody one by one [Sara] Yeah. Or, I think there's a flock of carrier pigeons in the... [laughter] [Bob] Muffy and Percival have their flight canceled [Front] It says there is another one at 6:30 [Sara] Into JFK at what? Midnight? [Front] Oh God, it's probably going to be just terrible in the taxi line [Sara] Well, you'll call a service. We don't live in freakin' Bangladesh [Bob] Muffy and Percival visit the third world [Sara] Oh, we're not going there [Front] The 4G coverage is atrocious [Sara] Where? [Front] The third world, darling [Sara] Ugh, no, I don't think so. I won't even go to Cleveland [Front] Also terrible 4G coverage
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