Nerd Versus Jock

Lyrics

I'm not saddened to describe: you never mattered to me much You were the beautiful ones on the schoolyard Who were quick with a punch Who were fast to point a flincher out for ridicule and derision Who could operate athletic equipment with all precision Who held no superstition about doing unto others Therefore I just avoided you. Jackets in school colors Weren't difficult to spot you in. Don't associate — solved In fact, in retrospect, you barely bothered me at all So I bear you no ill will, our eternal rivalry notwithstanding You were always the IBM; I was always the Tandy Any nerd who couldn't accept the social order was a cur Other nerds would ostracize him. Yet all agreed: we knew for sure That US > YOU, despite appearance Look at now: demand for nerds. Old jocks: stock on clearance Scratch potbellies and weep about the elbow and the wife I guess I am a little saddened to describe you But I'm going to be all right It's cool I'm not going blame you for saddening me