Extremely Online

Lyrics

Don't know how to turn the box off I don't know how to turn it off. I don't know if I want to And I don't know if I learned enough to be standing on a Soap box, telling everyone how to live Everybody's got a critique that they've got to give And mine is only as regards my own habitual Dissemination of the celebration ritual "Online is so great, let's all go there! We'll be there together, even though it's nowhere!" And some scaredy-cats are going to log off But I'll tell them: muster bravery, be not soft Be not often (nor ever) in absentia And if you get in trouble while you're logged on, do not mention the Rapper who told you to never to touch the power switch I eschew all weaknesses such as cowardice (I'll evince them often but I don't admit) If you're streaming this record then you're already it Don't know how to turn the box off Don't know how to turn, to turn, to turn Wake up updating feeds and I'm bleeding followers Though not for want of politesse. Who is egregious? All of us Oh. Wander onto the avenue, screen at eye level Camera in the high bezel. See me seeking my devil See me stumble, I'll mumble a couple of repetitions Of the current obscurities. Hurry, this transmission is Up! Beat those hearts and those thumbs into submission 'Cause I'm aware of all internet traditions Ha. Ha. I laugh in recognition, not joy (an emotion I've outsourced my ability to deploy) Think my unlimited toy is in need of a feeding Venture back home to the bigger displays and plug in as needed I figure I'll stay seated for the rest of the day now There's no way to relax. It'll say how on the forum. Okay, wow There's one technique, and nobody's verified it: Flick the power switches off. But that won't work, I've tried it Credits