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[Dialing phone] [Automated voice processing program on the other line] Thank you for calling financial services To proceed in English, please say English [MC Frontalot] English [Program] Thank you Would you like to check your account balance? [MC] Yes [Program] Please say "account balance" [MC] Account balance [Program] I'm sorry, I don't understand If you would like to check your account balance Please say "account balance" [MC] Operator [Program] To speak with an operator at any time, please say "operator" [MC] Operator [Program] Did you say "operator"? [MC] Yes [Program] Our automatic voice processing system is easy and convenient Are you sure you'd rather speak with an operator? If I should connect you to an operator now, please say "Yes" Otherwise, say "No" [MC] Yes [Program] Did you say "yes"? [MC] (Angrily) Yes! [Program] OK. Please stand by for the next available operator (Hold music) [Program] Hi. This is a human operator [MC] Hey, I just need to...uh...um... Wait. What? [Program] Hi. This is a human operator Let's have a normal human interaction [MC] No, I want to talk to an actual person! [Program] I'm sorry, I didn't understand Would you like to check your account balance? [MC] I am going to stab you in the EPROM... [Program] Please don't [MC] Oh, you understood that! [Program] I'm sorry I'm sorry [MC] [Sigh] Alright...