Toothpick Spliffs (remix)

Lyrics

(Distorted:) Toothpickspliffs Spoken: Ohhhh, oh-oh-oh, oh yeah. Man, I like drank so much liquid. I drank like... like a lotta- like a lot of liquid! Smokin' and drinkin' and smokin' and drinkin' Smokin' and drinkin' and smokin' and drinkin' What were we what were we what were we thinkin' Smoking and smoking and smoking and drinking! I don't smoke blunts Cause I'm frugal with my dookie I hock a loogie, spit it out then hit the hoochies I'm on bud like Hux. comma Rudy It's my duty to get loopy on the Buddha like it's booty I smoke fields I cold cock crops I smoke peels smoke Robe cough drops I smoke if it's green I smoke Monopoly homes It spices up my life when the monotony drones I smoke bags, smoke bales, smoke 'till I see trails Only time I put it down Is when I see a female It's a minor detail that'll usually pass I'll hit that ass, hit that glass packed tight with the grass I smoke Greedo I smoke Kermit I smoke the weed 'Til it makes me vermit I vote third party That's code for get high Now come on pass the Yoshi To the left hand side Smokey doesn't like me Cause I burn up his trees I smoke more sesame seeds than I was Mayor McCheese I'm just a cancer ridden MC Seekin' pain relief Pass the marijuana Hit it, hold in, release Smokin' and drinkin' and smokin' and drinkin' Smokin' and drinkin' and smokin' and drinkin' What were we what were we what were we thinkin' Smoking and drinking and smoking and drinking! I'll scrape your bong steal roaches from your ashtray I'll rent nice dreams I'll rent Half Baked I'll eat a box of Frosted Flakes because they taste great Only leads to cat nap doesn't lead to date rape Light the incense turn on the black light Insteada stressin' let's get stoned like stalactites Break it out, break it up Pack it the bag pipes Get on the PC and play a little Half-Life I hit that apple And I ended up at Applebee's Went to Wendy's, went to Denny's, went to Mickey D's I went to Crystal, went to Castle, went where I pleased Ate more meat and cheese than Mr. Dom Deluise I slept all day and I got nothing accomplished Just being honest I get paranoid and nauseous I get obnoxious It's not comin' at a constant It's a pipe not a pulpit, pass it on Or get accosted Smokin' and drinkin' and smokin' and drinkin' Smokin' and drinkin' and smokin' and drinkin' What were we what were we what were we thinkin' Smoking and drinking and smoking and drinking! (Spoken): Man... I been- I've been peeing the whole song, man! Man, I do hope this stops at some point. Oh-ahhh. Ohh thank god-- Aw no, oh man make it in, make it in! (Chris! Chris, you do know this song is about weed right?) What! What! I'm takin' a pee!