Smackababy

Lyrics

Spare the rod, spoil the child Fuck that shit I'm about to go wild Went to the backyard found myself a switch Wimpy little shit is about to get hit Upside the head with a bucket of sand Fucking shit up cause I'm fuckin intense I'm tenser than fuck I'm denser than shrubs I'm straight out the pub with a fistful of fuck you Whatcha gonna do, where you gonna sit Beat that bad butt with a hickory stick Lickity split, sick of these kids Want my side of corn and a bucket of ribs Fuck em up quick Don't miss my game Every little sound a little light in my brain So don't complain, like I'm always saying Might get the belt or the bicycle chain Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light Smackababy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon Smackababy make me go crazy Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon Smackababy make me go crazy Beat that boy, hurl that girl Heres two tickets to a tilt-a-whirl Pump that pup, choke that chap Show em who's boss, ain't takin' no crap Ain't takin' no mess, ain't takin no guff Ain't takin' no less so you better bite your tongue Better watch your mouth, better stay in line Gonna get gone or I'm gonna get mine So shut the fuck up and let me chill Bring me a beer and a bottle of pills Sit real still don't make a peep Or I'll get my sickle and reap my seed I love you kid cause you're my kin TV's on and you don't say shit Take off your shoes and stay off the couch And just get lost, shut your motherfuckin mouth Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light Smackababy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon Smackababy make me go crazy Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon Smackababy make me go crazy [Man: You are MC Chris MC Chris Uh no Man: I got all your cassette tapes MC Chris: I..I'm not mc chris he's dead Man: MC Chris I got all your cassette tapes MC Chris: I never put out cassette tapes and he's dead Man: I got here..I got..I got this song MC Chris: And uh I can't Man: I got this song idea for you MC Chris: I'm in a hurry Man: I got this song MC Chris: I gotta Man: It's about MC Chris: Uh I just gotta Man: It's about babys MC Chris: I'm act..I'm actually in a hurry Man: Called smackababy MC Chris: It's a very interesting title Man: hang on MC Chris: I'm in a hurry I just.. Man: Hang on hang on MC Chris: ok Man: Hold tight sir I need to get in tune.] Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light Smackababy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon Smackababy make me go crazy Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon Smackababy make me go crazy Smackababy in the morning, smackababy in the light Smackababy in the evening if you're feelin like a fight Smackababy in your home, smackababy on a train Smackababy anywhere you like just please do not refrain Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon Smackababy make me go crazy Smackababy, smackababy, smackababy, c'mon Smackababy make me go crazy