Punk Rock Academy

Lyrics

I was fighting the mold in my bowl with my pee (what was it?) When a thought popped into my brain If all of us hated high school so much Why was nothing ever changed? (for real) So I called Brian up, with my plan that's red hot It was a private institution in the name of punk rock We got some government funding And our own private road And 666 for our radio snow code I had a dream, when I was in high school That I attended, the punk rock academy I had a dream, when I was in high school That I attended the punk rock academy (For real) Chris Jensen's teaching science and he's still running mountain We fired the guy from bad religion cause he sold punk rock out And we'll give the dirty punks a dip and get rid of all their fleas And we'll never ever buy anything with a UPC I had a dream, when I was in high school That I attended, the punk rock academy I had a dream, when I was in high school That I attended the punk rock academy and no one made fun of me Yeah! This is the solo! Oh oh, oh oh! Shake what your mama gave you! What, what? Shake what your mama gave you! (I will not) The punk rock academy Where all the students They're diagnosed with ADD Take me home tonight I don't wanna let you go till the feeling's right Take me home tonight I don't wanna let you go We will import a token jock, and then we'll kick his token ass! And there will never ever be a physical education class! Think about it and you'll agree It's the bizzity bizzity bomb! And maybe we can get assuck to play the senior prom! I had a dream, when I was in high school That I attended, the punk rock academy I had a dream, when I was in high school That I attended the punk rock academy and no one made fun of me