Metaphor (skit one)

Lyrics

Chandler: MMM! Now that was a lunch. I still like hotdogs, i still like, discussing it with other people and just saying-- Secretary: Mr. Chandler? Mr. Ward is here to see you? Chandler: Oh He is? Secretary: ..and he looks...dead? Chandler: Alrite send him in MC Chris: Rar! I'm a zombie! Back from the grave! Chandler: Heey! Rar, you're a zombie, look at you, you're a zombie, of course you are, of course you are Mc Chris: Back from the grave! Chandler: Back from the grave, there he is MC Chris: Rar! Chandler: Rar! There you go! Look at you! MC Chris: I'm a zombie! Chandler: I'm really proud of you. Why am i proud of you? Because i'm NOT proud of you. I heard the album you cut in the endless void of pergatory. (right?) It stinks! (mwh?) Don't ask me how I heard it. (how'd you hear it??) I heard it on the internet. Will you listen to me for once and sit down? MC Chris: No! I'm a zombie! I'm here to seek vengence! Blar! *vomit sound* Zombie vomit all over you! Chandler: Oh look what you did! MC Chris: Threw up all over you shirt Chandler: Black vomit all over...pink and black vomit all over me, it's got chunks in it-- MC Chris: It burns too dont it?? Chandler: Obviously...eeeh, it's ok actually.. MC Chris: