Lyrics

[Chopped-up lyrics] Way to leave your number where they can collect stamps Where to sip organic juice whether to get plants Way to go skiing either Italy and France Whether to go without or with your boyfriend Hans There are many others sorts what haven't got a clue They don't do colonics but they shoot up in the loo They've got surround sound, a rottweiler hound And they don't want the Euro replacing the Pound [Chopped-up lyrics] Move or reach it, uneasy Husbands kind of cheesy Left your father floosie She had bigger boobies Full of all the silicone she bought online Matches with the butterfly tatooed behind Matches with the belly piercing and stretch lines Now I'm not trying to be cruel in order to be kind You should learn to stop when you've been offered his dough Sitting in his limo to the fitness studio You had leisure, pleasure with his little treasure Should have known he'd leave me for the little hooker heather Should have known he'd leave me for the little hooker heather Should have known he'd leave me for the little hooker heather [Chopped-up lyrics]