I’m A Joke

Lyrics

[Intro: Johnny Adams] Ooh ooh yeah [Verse 1: Matty B] I'm a joke Yeah, you know the type of bloke Talk a lot of shit when I drink and I smoke I'm a joke I'm not gonna deny it The laugh's on me no matter how hard I'm tryin' I'm a joke Just ask my mates I'm the one in the group that the chicks never rate I'm a joke I walk around uncowed and awkwardly I'm so annoying, sometimes my mum won't even talk to me I'm a joke Just ask me, I'll tell ya People come around my house just to laugh at this fella I'm a joke Yep, you better believe it If you're taking the piss, then you'll always receive it I'm a joke I'll leave you in stitches Sleep with your sisters, and say "I still love my missus" I'm a joke I'll find the biggest bloke to provoke Ask for a smoke, and go punch myself in the throat [Hook: Matty B] 'Cause I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me [Verse 2: Matty B] I'm a joke I'm telling you honestly When I try to act serious, I come across as comedy I'm a joke Just ask my mate Cory Girls think I'm so boring, when I say "Hi" they ignore me I'm a joke Yeah, I'ma laugh a minute But by the time I get the joke, all the laughs have finished I'm a joke I call myself an honest rapper When I know underneath, that I'm a blatant bullcrapper I'm a joke I call myself a ladies' man But when I ask them out, they say they've already made some plans I'm a joke I call myself "The King of the Surf" And that's a joke when you've spent your life living in Perth I'm a joke Yep, my name's Matty B I made you wait three years for an eight track EP [Hook: Matty B] 'Cause I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me [Verse 3: Matty B] I'm a joke I say "I'm quitting the dope" But end up having a smoke 'cause I just can't cope I'm a joke And that's just how I like it I'm hiking everywhere 'cause I got no driver's license I'm a joke And it's plain to see I'm the crazy ass rapper with the A.D.D I'm a joke And I'm just statin' the facts I'm the laziest in the crew when it comes to makin' tracks I'm a joke Mate, it's outta control I never act serious 'cause that's just how I roll I'm a joke I'm telling you "Just ask me" Say "I'm on the straight and narrow" then I go out and party I'm a joke Yep, but you know what I reckon? There's a lesson in laughing at our own imperfections [Hook: Matty B] 'Cause I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me I'm Matty B and the joke's on me (That's right) I'm Matty B and I can see why you're laughing at me [Outro: Matty B] I'm a joke