A.D.I (Attention Deficit Individual)

Lyrics

[Intro] Attention Deficit Disorder, Attention Deficit Disorder, A.D.D... [Verse 1] When I was young it's no question, I had A.D.D That's why the other kids in the yard never wanted to play with me They'd say, "Matty B, I wish you'd stay away from me" And at age 6 I was already a failure to be Cause I'd pull my dick out and let it sway in the breeze And I'd ask second grade girls just to drop down to their knees Sorry mum, school's only about wasted fees Taking other kids and scraping their knees, along the school yard bitumen And chasing the head master around and trying to piss on him If he'd been in the toilet I would've tried to shit on him But I think he would have enjoyed it, cause he liked having faggots hit on him And everyday we used to get the cuts for calling teachers sluts And pinchin' young girls' butts An angry young man who never gave a fuck Who just loved to cause havoc and just run amock Like the time I hit my cousin with his Tonka truck And embedded in his skull The back wheel got stuck To the hospital is where he got rushed And I laughed my ass off as I watched the blood gush [Chorus] But that's the way of an Attention Deficit Individual Sent to this earth, simply just to shit you all Fucking up for me was like an everyday ritual But nowadays I'm just a drug habitual That's the life of an Attention Deficit Individual, sent to this earth, simply just to shit you all Fucking up for me was like an everyday ritual, but nowadays I'm just a drug habitual [Verse 2] All my dad used to do was cast insults Pick faults, walk around the house and sulk He ignored me for a month when I was 4 years old Cause I was an excitable little kid that loved to scold And when mum and dad went got divorced He took the liberty of rippin' mum off of course And I'm pretty sure he did it without remorse 'Cause mum had issues, and rarely gave him intercourse To be a pro surfer was my childhood dream But dad made sure any opportunities were ripped at the seams I'd save up to compete by the contest date But dad would hide my board out of spite and hate Nice one mate You fucking did me proud Destroyed my dreams because I act too loud And you wonder why nowadays I wanna slap you down Treat you like a bitch and fuckin' crack you now If I wanted to, dad I could probably have you drown But I'd sooner rock the mic and just act the clown And just to make the whole damn package complete At age 15, my dad put me out on the street And he said I'm sorry you just can't live with Kay and me Because we just can't cope with your A.D.D [Interlude] In my younger and more vulnerable years, my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since [Chorus] But that's the way of an Attention Deficit Individual, sent to this earth, simply just to shit you all Fucking up for me was like an everyday ritual, but nowadays I'm just a drug habitual That's the life of an Attention Deficit Individual, sent to this earth, simply just to shit you all Fucking up for me was like an everyday ritual, but nowadays I'm just a drug habitual [Verse 3] An over-diagnosed condition in a profit based system Kids, what are they giving them? Brain numbing shit like Ritalin The doctor doesn't care as long as the companies are giving it They are even bulk billing it For the kick backs the companies are giving them Here's a new symptom cure, kid try it Help yaself, help the pharmaceutical giant Put down mum's crystal vase, Matthew, don't throw that Otherwise it's off to the doctor for some Prozac Not exactly nutritious for kids, and everyone knows that But how do I stop this disturbed kid upsetting me? You better bite the bullet and get some Dexamphetamine This problem must be addressed, you just can't let it be But maybe there's no problem its just the world upsetting me That's why I say fuck the medications and object so heavily Instead I ride waves, rock mics and eat healthfully Do my own thing and the world can just let me be (Let me be, let me be) [Interlude] I think I may know what the problem is, I think maybe Timmy is suffering from something called Attention Deficit Disorder, or A.D.D It's very common in kids his age [Chorus] But that's the way of an Attention Deficit Individual, sent to this earth, simply just to shit you all Fucking up for me was like an everyday ritual, but nowadays I'm just a drug habitual That's the life of an Attention Deficit Individual, sent to this earth, simply just to shit you all Fucking up for me was like an everyday ritual, but nowadays I'm just a drug habitual [Outro] An angry young man with a bad case of A.D.D An angry young man with a bad case of A.D.D A.D.D A.D.D A.D.D