I Can’t Keep up with the Holidays

Lyrics

[Verse 1] What the hell do you want? I'm broke Trying to keep the goddamn heat on This season is a fucking joke I'm struggling to make the rent on time I hope the landlord chokes on my last penny On December 25th I've got nothing in my pockets And you're asking for all of it, so [Chorus] Merry goddamn Christmas Hope you get plenty of presents Sorry that I can't afford to Show you that I give a shit aside from Spending time with you So merry goddamn Christmas [Verse 2] Everywhere, I see a fucking ad "Twenty percent off of your mad outrageous order If you add the coupon 'Santa's little bitch' upon your checkout" Fucking tone deaf corporations Reaching for your empty wallets Turn around and blame inflation Making record fucking profits [Chorus] Merry goddamn Christmas Hope you get plenty of presents Sorry that I can't afford to Show you that I give a shit aside from Spending time with you (Spending time with you) Merry goddamn Christmas Hope you get plenty of presents Sorry that I can't afford to Show you that I give a shit aside from Spending time with you So merry goddamn Christmas [Bridge] Twenty dollars doesn't do what it used to But I don't make more money than I did back then Every December, I'm a little more depressed Every new year, I start right back where I began Twenty dollars doesn't do what it used to (I can't keep up with the holidays) But I don't make more money than I did back then (Someone give me a fucking break) Every December, I'm a little more depressed (I don't know how I'll keep the lights on) Every new year, I start right back where I began Fa-la-la-la (Shut the fuck up) [Chorus] Merry goddamn Christmas Hope you get plenty of presents Sorry that I can't afford to Show you that I give a shit aside from Spending time with you (Spending time with you) Merry goddamn Christmas Hope you get plenty of presents Sorry that I can't afford to Show you that I give a shit aside from Spending time with you [Outro] So merry goddamn Christmas (Spending time with you) Merry goddamn Christmas You're all on my shit list (Spending time with you) Merry goddamn Christmas Merry goddamn Christmas (Christmas, merry goddamn Christmas)