Armchair Philosopher

Lyrics

[Verse 1] King of the message board Divine intellect would be selfish to hoard So share wherever you can when nobody asked You stand before all of human knowledge You're always outclassed by those who went to college But nobody's stopping you from inserting yourself [Pre-Chorus] You had so many opportunities to hit the backspace key But you have to react to everything [Chorus] God damn, it must get so lonely When knowing your truth is yours and yours only And still, you'll be leaving this party alone You probably see yourself as a martyr But you can't be bothered to try any harder And still, you'll be leaving this party alone [Verse 2] King of the flies and worms Can't lift a finger to do a quick search Before beating your keyboard over our heads Speak so matter of factually Equivalent to "well actually" Your YouTube video still does not prove shit (Try reading about it) [Chorus] God damn, it must get so lonely When knowing your truth is yours and yours only And still, you'll be leaving this party alone You probably see yourself as a martyr But you can't be bothered to try any harder And still, you'll be leaving this party alone [Bridge] It must be so very hard to be tasked With taking every comment thread back to class What a burden to possess the only true perspective You think that nobody else has a clue You think you've walked a mile in everyone's shoes But you won't even leave your gamer chair to see the sun is setting on you [Chorus] God damn, it must get so lonely When knowing your truth is yours and yours only And still, you'll be leaving this party alone You probably see yourself as a martyr But you can't be bothered to try any harder And still, you'll be leaving this party alone God damn, it must get so lonely When knowing your truth is yours and yours only And still, you'll be leaving this party alone You probably see yourself as a martyr But you can't be bothered to try any harder And still, you'll be leaving this party alone [Outro] You'll be leaving this party alone