Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off

Lyrics

[JIMMY, spoken] We're too different, you know what I'm talking about? [BILLIE, spoken] Not really [JIMMY] You say either and I say either [BILLIE, spoken] Huh? [JIMMY] You say neither and I say neither [JIMMY, spoken] Follow along [JIMMY] Either, either Neither, neither Let's call the whole thing off [JIMMY, spoken] C'mon now [JIMMY] You like potato and I like [BILLIE, spoken] Potahto? [JIMMY, spoken] Yeah [JIMMY] You like tomato and I like [BILLIE] Tomahto [JIMMY] Potato [BILLIE] Potahto [JIMMY] Tomato [BILLIE] Tomahto [JIMMY & BILLIE] Let's call the whole thing off [CHIEF BERRY, spoken] Fine, it's off, and she's coming with me [JIMMY] But oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part [JIMMY & BILLIE] And oh, if we ever part, thеn that might break my heart [BILLIE] So if you like pajahmas and I likе pajamas I'll wear pajahmas and give up pajamas [JIMMY & BILLIE] For we know we need each other so we Better call the calling off off Let's call the whole thing off [CHIEF BERRY, spoken] Hold on, that still don't solve your problem [BILLIE, spoken] Officer what problem? [CHIEF BERRY] She says laughter and you say laughter You say after and he says aufter [CHIEF BERRY & BILLIE] Laughter [CHIEF BERRY & JIMMY] Laughter [CHIEF BERRY & BILLIE] After [CHIEF BERRY & JIMMY] Aufter [JIMMY & BILLIE] Let's call the whole thing off [BILLIE] I like vanilla and you like vanella [JIMMY] You sarsaparilla, and I sarsaparella [BILLIE] Vanilla [JIMMIY] Vanella [CHIEF BERRY] Chocolate strawberry [JIMMY & BILLIE] Let's call the whole thing off [CHIEF BERRY] But oh if you call the whole thing off Then you must part And oh, if you ever part Then that might break my heart [JIMMY, BILLE & CHEIF BERRY] So if you go for oysters and I go for ersters I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters [CHIEF BERRY] For you know you need each other so you Better call the calling off off [JIMMY & BILLIE] Let's call the whole thing [JIMMY, spoken] You know Gertie, even though we've only just met, I already love you more than any of my wives