The Alphabet Uses Spell Check Twice A Day

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Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992 "Open the pod bay doors, HAL" I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that ([?]) I know everything hasn't been quite right with me, but I can assure you now very confidently that it's going to be all right again Well, I don't really know what's going on or who I am or where I'm from But I do know a thing or two about... love! Oh no wait, that's probably the concussion talking (I don't know why I'm here, singing to myself) (I don't know why I'm here, singing to myself) Hello can you hear me, I am singing into a microphone and I am answering the telephone wеll, I'll put you on speaker phone for an awkward silеnce, dude ("Hello? Uh... I- I think I gotta go") (1, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8) ("Uh- I don't even understand... half of what I just- said")