Princess Peach VS Peaches Geldof

Lyrics

[Intro: Announcer] Epic Vyond Rap Battles of History Peaches Geldof Versus Princess Peach Begin! [Verse 1: Peaches Geldof & Princess Peach] This just in Peachy knows the mess she's in Got more bars than a jail cell That gun is from a jail cell Put it away and, fight me like a real woman (Wow) [Verse 2: Princess Peach] Do you know what you did? You made Peachy pissed With a verdict and my boot I'll kick your narrow ass to oz Peaches dreaming she important Well somebody should wake her This gold-digging trophy wife is the British baby maker I didn't make the mold, but I'm the one who broke it I'm the better heroin Stick that and your pipе and smoke it [Verse 3: Peaches Geldof] You know what You're a nasty bratty asshole You raid Guildеd servers You'll never be an admin Someone put this bitch back in her castle I've never seen a trash princess singer like you Since Vanellope von Schweetz Go ahead and tell the truth because you are on TV Now let me tell the truth because I know you got the rifle Ain't nobody afraid of a damsel in distress [Verse 4: Peaches Geldof & Princess Peach] You think that's funny? Here's a history lesson honey I'm the original Peaches You're a copy of a copy I'm tired of shit Can I ask you a question? You're ignorant questions can never cause as much pain As never knowing How stupid you look on TV You're a misguided, C-minus-on-the-Bechdel-Test joke And my worst game is better than your best TV show! It's a shame to see how you get stung by bees You need better management I'm glad you died You made people's eyes bleed You can have Mario He's not my type anyways I don't need a man to save and kiss me So unless you got another whiny complaint I think you better run You bored me to death [Verse 5: Peaches Geldof] You have a special secret It's like a very special toy I will go ahead and say it This little miss damsel in distress here Has been captured by Bowser 24 times [Verse 6: Princess Peach] Go back to your grave you giggling sewer troll You lost to a turtle that wasn't even a ninja It's time for you to re-cremated Time for you to burn in hell, again Ha! [Outro: Announcer] Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic Vyond Rap Battles of History