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Let me tell you what I'm talking about now let me tell you I'm talking about the bib, the distorted v-v-v-v-v Distorted bib baby distorted I saw it in the window of Woolworth's yesterday It was on sale you know only 9.99 So i bought a bunch of colors for all my friends Cause everybody wants to borrow mine I asked my mom the other day about distorted vaginal bib She slapped my face and said I was much too young for that And when i asked my daddy he just looked at me and blushed Then mama asked me could I get her one I heard it through the grapevine, Jackie O had 35 of 'em JFK bought 'em for her on the day he died I saw it at a rummage sale and had it bronzed Well i look at it every night and you know it makes me cry cry cry cry Don't you say I didn't warn you about the distorted bib Don't you say it