Men

Lyrics

[Opening Dialog] [Malarky] Uh, Captain Columbus? [Captain Columbus] Yes, Malarky? [Malarky] The men haven't eaten in days, sir. [Captain Columbus] Yes, Malarky. [Malarky] Captain, I don't think you fully understand. I said: the men have not eaten in days now [Captain Columbus] I heard you Malarky, thank you. [Malarky] Captain, you've gone quite mad! I'm telling you for the last time: the en have not eaten in days. [Captain Columbus] Well, force them! You've plenty of men haven't you? [Malarky] Plenty, sir. [Captain Columbus] Plenty of what, "sir"? [Malarky] Men, sir. [Captain Columbus] What? [Malarky] Men. [Captain Columbus] What!? [Crew] Men! Men! Men! Men! [Opening Chorus] Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men [Verse 1] (Mmmm) It's great to be on a ship with men And sail across the sea-oh We don't know where we'll land or when But it's great to be with men! (It's great to be with men!) Cuz men can sweat And men can stink And no one seems to care-o We'll throw the dishes in the sink And clog the drain with hair-o (Clog the drain with hair-o) [Chorus 1] Men Men Men It's a ship all filled with men So baton down the ladies' room. There's no one here but... Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men [Verse 2] (Mmmm) There's men above There's men below There's men down in the galley There's Butch And Spike And Buzz And Biff And one guy we call Sally! (And one guy we call Sally!) [Chorus 2] Men Men Men It's a ship all filled with men You'll never have to lift the seat There's no one here but... Men Men Men Men Men Men Men Men [Verse 3] (Mmmm) We're men and friends until the end And none of us are sissies At night we sleep in separate beds And blow each other kissies! (And blow each other *gasp* kissies!) [Chorus 3] Men Men Men It's a ship all filled with men So throw your rubbers overboard There's no one here but men! Aaaa-men!