Girl Land

Lyrics

(Ringmaster voice) Toyland, Toyland... Beautiful Girl and Boy Land (Female voice) They're closing' down Girl Land Some say it's a shame It used to be busy Then nobody came And other folks tell you They're glad that it's done 'Cause Girl Land was never much fun… (Ringmaster voice) Welcome to Girl Land My good little girls! Admission's a wink And a toss of your curls There's fun for all From eight to eighty You go in a girl And you come out a lady (ooo Papa, ooo Mama, ooo Papa, ooo Ma…) (Female voice) They're closing' down Girl Land Some say it's a crime To be losin' the trees You're forbiddеn to climb And other folks say it was always a bore To wait for a boy who would open Thе door to the Fun House!! (Ringmaster voice) Wonderful Girl Land... The island of joys! Where good little girls Pick up after the boys So, come on in… and look about… You go in a girl And you never GET OUT!! HaHa! (ooo Papa, ooo Mama, ooo Papa, ooo Ma…) (Female voice) They're boardin' up Girl Land Some say it's too bad They try to remember some fun that they had And other folks say it was no fun at all Bein' a girl in Girl Land And soon, in a park That was Girl Land before You'll do what you like And you'll be who you are As you wander in, and wander out... And, pretty soon, forget all about... (Ringmaster voice) Girl Land, Girl Land Beautiful Girl Land (ooo Papa, ooo Mama, ooo Papa, ooo Ma…)