The Boxtrolls Song

Lyrics
Ten years ago a plot was hatched Where evil was with cunning matched Whoever left their doors unlatched Would find their infant children snatched By boxtrolls Ooh, no, boxtrolls! Trubshaw Senior loved his kid The same as regular fathers did If you don't want to share his plight Make sure that you are locked up tight From boxtrolls For this night baby's dad Trubshaw Quite forgot to lock the door And as soon as he began to snore The boxtrolls came in to withdraw Poor baby! Those vile boxtrolls! So lock your windows, bolt your doors Or boxtrolls with their creepy claws Will take your children in their paws And drag them down to feed their jaws Boxtrolls! Mr. Trubshaw went quite wild When he found out he'd lost his child He did what any dad would do He ran off swiftly to pursue Those boxtrolls! "Help, help, help me, please, won't you?" But the boxtrolls did what boxtrolls do They snatched him up and began to chew Until there was no residue Of Trubshaw They pulled him down into their nest Hardly pausing to digest They left his bones but ate the rest Never be a dinner guest Of boxtrolls Oh, those boxtrolls! So that's the story of the Trubshaw kid Don't do what Father Trubshaw did If you see boxtrolls don't placate them Catch them and exterminate The boxtrolls! Kill those boxtrolls! Kill those boxtrolls! Kill those boxtrolls!
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Credits
- Writers
- Eric Idle