Crabwalk

Lyrics

He reels around the nightclub Like the hubcaps off of a car That just crashed into a sign that said "This way to the nightclub" And he says to his life support systems "Well, you ain't worth a dime" But they still keep him talking On the chance that he'll say something He's just trying to breathe Some new life into the jukebox But it doesn't take his crap I just keeps on staring back And the quarters that he pours down its throat Well, all they do is get his goat The song plays, "I gave you everything And I never got anything back" Well, don't you feel the decks rolling Sings, ooh, I think that we're on a stormy sea He's having trouble keeping down the light that he's stolen He sings, "Come on and do the crabwalk with me" Well he went fishing in the ocean And all he got was a couple of tires They came up dripping with emotion And you know how fisherman are liars Five thousand dollar country guitar Sits at home, sad and lonely No one has any pity For the life of the party, sing Don't you feel the decks rolling I think that we're on a stormy sea He's having trouble keeping down the lie that he's stolen And he sings, "Come on and do the crabwalk—" He sings, "Come on, do the crabwalk—" "Yeah, come on and do the crabwalk with me" (Somewhere, huh? No?)