The Book of Love

Lyrics

[Verse] The book of love is long and boring No one can lift the damn thing It's full of charts and facts and figures And instructions for dancing [Chorus] But I, I love it when you read to me You, you can read me anything [Verse] The book of love has music in it In fact, that's where music comes from Some of it is just transcendental Some of it is just really dumb [Chorus] But I, I love it when you sing to me You, you can sing me anything [Verse] The book of love is long and boring And written very long ago It's full of flowers and heart-shaped boxes And things we're all too young to know [Outro] But I, I love it when you give me things You, you ought to give me wedding rings I, I love it when you give me things You, you ought to give me wedding rings