Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon (Alternate Version)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Death to the ladies first, then the gentlemen All sorts of tax-free face-lift-abortions nervous-break-dance Satanic girls gone wild, truly fucking suicidal [Pre-Chorus] First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it If it hasn't learned your name You'd better kill it before they see it First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it If it hasn't learned your name You'd better kill it before they see it [Chorus] It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again! It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon Fuck! Eat! Kill! Etcetera! First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it If it hasn't learned your name You'd better kill it before they see it It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon! [Verse 2] I've got a black eye of a soul, my morals in a hole I wish I was still dead But the TV said its just a "tropical depression" Pointless intervention, legal separation Call my dealer or my lawyer "We've got a situation!" [Pre-Chorus] First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it If it hasn't learned your name You'd better kill it before they see it First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it If it hasn't learned your name You'd better kill it before they see it [Chorus] It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again! It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon Fuck! Eat! Kill! Etcetera! Is it the news? Or is it the noose? Results may vary, side effects are very Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon! [Bridge] Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon [Chorus] It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon Fuck! Eat! Kill! Now do it again! It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon Fuck! Eat! Kill! Etcetera! Fuck the goddamn TV and the radio And fuck making hits, I'm taking credit for the death toll It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon! [Outro] It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon