Cause And Effect

Lyrics

I can't laugh too hard, I'm on a diet I'm trying to lose myself You ought to try it Just starve for six days straight Oh, it's a riot Ev-e-ry Sun-day night I binge, and I barf, 'cause I carry the Scars of an eight-year-old Whose mother applied the same rules To her kid's body As her own I think you'll leave me soon Though I've no proof of it But I'll make it easier for you By being a little bitch And this is just a theory But I think the reason Why I'm scared you'll croak is: The only male influence I've had After daddy up and left Were my mother's weekend lovers And their alcoholic breaths I'll tell you what caused it If you'll handle the effects (the effects, the effects) Yes, I'll tell you what caused it If you'll handle the effects (the effects, the effects) I'll tell you what caused it If you'll handle the effects (the effects, the effects) Yes, I'll tell you what caused it If you'll handle the effects (whoa!) I can't laugh too hard, I'm on a diet I'm trying to lose myself You ought to try it Just starve for six days straight Oh, it's a riot Ev-e-ry Sun-day night